‘Fortunately, we’re only a few hundred yards from the carpet store.’
A top scientist is kidnapped and forced to build a prototype of his new disintegration ray. The CIA sends in their top agent to locate and retrieve his blueprints and rescue him if possible…
Tongue in cheek Eurospy sequel that sees Ken Clark returning as ‘Bond On A Budget’ CIA Agent Dick Malloy. Also back in harness is director Sergio Grieco, ensuring a swift hour and a half of harmless espionage hi-jinks.
Having a beautiful daughter and getting kidnapped came with the territory when you were a top nuclear scientist in Europe in the 1960s. Professor Franz Kurtz (Ennio Balbo) is no exception, but it’s fair to say that he could have done more to avoid the abduction part, as his security arrangements weren’t the best. Being mobbed by reporters asking about his latest secret invention isn’t really flying under the radar, and a bodyguard who stays in the lobby to listen to an obviously fake phone call was probably not the right guy for the job. Five minutes later, Balbo’s being carried out of his hotel room in a case made for double bass, and a subsequent booby trap explosive leaves everyone thinking he’s dead.
However, when the lab guys are through with the corpse, CIA Chief Heston (Philippe Hersent) isn’t buying it. Balbo’s previously mentioned beautiful daughter Romy (Evi Marandi) is shocked to hear it, assuming that her father’s component molecules had left to rejoin the universe. She’s happy to help to try and retrieve the blueprints of her father’s Beta Ray, but no one knows where they are. Hersent assigns top agent Malloy (Clark), who takes the call while in the middle of a bar fight. However, his rendezvous with Balbo’s colleague Professor Preminger (Jean Yonnel) doesn’t go according to plan when the egghead takes a poison dart to the chest in a casino.
By now, Clark has already locked horns with the enemy in the delightfully seductive form of femme fatale Simone Coblence (Fabienne Dali), the somewhat less appealing Sarkis (Loris Bazzocchi) and their boss Goldwyn (Franco Ressel). Balbo won’t cooperate with them, but they snatch Marandi and force him to assemble a prototype of his disintegrating ray. Clark’s luck takes a turn for the better when he finds the mysterious Evelyn Stone (Margaret Lee) using the shower in his hotel room, but it turns out she’s a fellow agent and all business. Together, they must track down Ressel’s organisation and stop the villain from selling Balbo’s invention to the highest bidder.
This sequel to ‘Mission Bloody Mary/Agente 077 missione Bloody Mary’ (1965) reunites star Ken Clark with director Grieco in the second of the star’s three outings as secret agent Dick Malloy. The good news is that the film retains the lighthearted approach of their first adventure, with Grieco gleefully embracing as many of Bond’s emerging tropes as his budget will allow. That means lots of fistfights rather than high-level stunts and few gadgets beyond Clark’s braces, which he uses to send Hersent an emergency message in morse code! The disintegrating ray is a working model, though, not just a McGuffin, and the dastardly Ressel wields it at the climax as he suddenly transforms into a cackling madman.
None of the proceedings is even vaguely original, of course, but that’s kind of the point when you’re mocking already established clichés. However, without the necessary wit or invention, the film does struggle to establish a clear identity of its own. The cast is good, though, with Clark striking the right balance between the knowing humour and the more serious moments. The action is fast-paced, the fight choreography solid, and the actor handles both in an assured and confident manner. There are plenty of beautiful but deadly women for him to tackle, too, and it’s good to see Lee making her secret agent debut. Unfortunately, she only appears in the last third of the film and is given little to do; her participation limited to playing Cleopatra in a rolled-up carpet and struggling with her big hair.
Hersent returns as Clark’s boss from the first film, and there are another couple of notable names further down the cast list. Spaghetti Western bandit Fernando Sancho provides a funny cameo as an overbearing restaurant customer, and the ubiquitous Luciano Pigozzi puts in a shift as a dodgy character with a fetching eye patch who hangs around a carpet store. There’s also a wonderfully eccentric ‘Bond Theme’ that plays over the cheap and cheerful opening credits and turns up a few times later. Singer and lyricist Lydia McDonald delivers her best Shirley Bassey while a lounge group lean heavily on the Hammond Organ. It’s quite the mash-up, to be sure.
This Italian-French and Spanish co-production utilises some exotic shooting locations, including Istanbul. However, Grieco has so much action to cram in that the audience is mainly spared the usual footage of ‘local colour’ mandated by the tourist boards in question. There are also a couple of funny in-jokes, probably from the English dubbing crew rather than the original production. Marandi’s character has been studying physics in Moscow and has returned with a Russian boyfriend. His name? Boris Molotov. In one sequence, Clark participates in an auction for a piece of furniture where he’s hidden Balbo’s blueprints. He’s outbid by sexy, thrill-seeking millionairess Dolores Lopez (Mikaela), but before they begin, the auctioneer announces the winner of the previous lot. It’s Miguel Cervantes, author of ‘Don Quixote’!
Clark was an American who began acting on Network Television in the 1950s and took the occasional small film role, his only lead being in David Bradley’s low-budget science-fiction snoozeathon ’12 to the Moon’ (1960). Relocating to Italy, his impressive physique won him supporting roles in Peplum features such as ‘Hercules The Invincible/Ercole l’invincibile/The Sons of Hercules in the Land of Darkness’ (1964) and ‘Maciste nell’inferno di Gengis Khan/Hercules Against the Barbarians’ (1964). He was also cast as the lead in two Mario Bava Westerns, ‘The Road to Fort Alamo/La strada per Forte Alamo’ (1964) and the more impressive ‘Savage Gringo/Ringo del Nebraska/Nebraska Jim’ (1966). Other espionage adventures included ‘FX-18/Agent Secret FX 18’ (1964) and two more directed by Grieco: ‘Tiffany Memorandum’ (1966) and ‘Fuller Report/Rapporto Fuller, base Stoccolma’ (1968).
Arguably, Lee went on to become Eurospy’s 1960s poster girl with a string of such features, including ‘An Orchid for the Tiger/Le Tigre se parfume à la dynamite’ (1965), ‘New York Calling Super dragon/New York chiama Superdrago’ (1966), ‘Spy Pit/Da Berlino l’apocalisse’ (1967), ‘Dick Smart 2.007’ (1967), and several others. Previously, she had been a frequent comedic foil for Italy’s national comedy institution, Franco and Ciccio, and she continued to display her acting chops outside the spy world, co-starring with iconic actor Jean Gabin in the entertaining crime caper ‘Action Man/Le soleil des voyous’ (1967). She also appeared many times alongside Klaus Kinski and also featured in notable fringe horrors ‘The Bloody Judge’ (1970) with Christopher Lee and Massimo Dallamano’s pop art update of ‘Dorian Gray/Das Bildnis des Dorian Gray’ (1970).
Good fun and one of the more entertaining Eurospy features.